Alright...so this is the last post we’ll be doing for this blog...no...no... I don’t want to see (or sense) any waterworks now (yes i’ve got a 6th sense)...so the last post will be on a list of male and female stereotypes. xP
Stereotypes?
Stereotypes are standardized and simplified conceptions of groups based on some prior assumptions. Generally speaking, stereotypes are not based on objective truth but rather subjective and sometimes unverifiable content-matter.
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Women Stereotypes
Women:
1. are more emotionally expressive.
2. are more emotionally responsive.
3. are more empathetic.
- are more sensitive to others' feelings.
- are more obsessed with having children.
6. are more sensitive to others' feelings.
7. are more obsessed with having children.
8. express their feelings without constraint, except for the emotion of anger.
9. pay more attention to body language.
10. judge emotions from nonverbal communication better than men do.
11. express more love, fear, and sadness.
12. laugh, gaze, and smile more.
13. anticipate negative consequences for expressing anger and aggression.
Yawn?
Then have a look at more I found!
14. Women aren't as bright as men.
15. Women aren't as strong as men.
16. Women aren't as decisive as men.
17. Women aren't as extravagant as men.
18. Women aren't as healthy as men.
19. Women aren't as scholarly as men.
20. Women aren't as athletic as men.
21. Women aren't as ambitious as men.
22. Women are fatter than men.
23. Women always talk too much on the phone.
24. Women actually use only 5% of what’s in their purse everything else is junk.
25. Women take 2 hour showers.
Anything else?
Of course!
Women must work as:
1. Nurses
2. Housewives
3. School teachers
4. Secretaries
5. Factory workers
6. Bank tellers
7. Store clerks
8. Cashiers
9. Cleaning ladies
10. Day care providers
11. Fashion models
12. Actresses
13. Ladies of the night
14. PTA leaders
Women must NEVER be:
1. Doctors
2. Lawyers
3. Professors
4. Preachers
5. Truck drivers
6. Actresses
7. Business owners
8. Supervisors
9. Loan Officers
10. CEOs
11. Bank Presidents
12. Mechanics
13. Electricians
14. Politicians
15. Pimps
16. Bread winners
Men Stereotypes
Men:
1. are more obsessed with sex.
2. are overwhelmed by women's expressions of emotion.
3. express more anger.
4. control their feelings.
5. are stoic.
6. show emotion to communicate dominance.
7. are dumb.
8. just want sex.
9. are lazy.
10. don’t have a long attention span.
11. are oafs.
12. love sex.
13. wear whatever is clean.
14. take 2 second showers.
And that is the end of this post (and possibly this blog). It was waaaay easier to find female stereotypes!
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